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09

Sep

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)

(Source: kyliejenner.tk)

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

neptunain:

that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth

(Source: shoulderblades)

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful)

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

30

Aug

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

29

Aug

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

demon:
i possessed you
me:
get the fuck out
demon:
damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:
shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil